Welcome to our ever-changing, mind-bending, and occasionally confusing policy manual.
Our company encourages the frequent misuse of the timestream, but please note that altering historical events may lead to unforeseen consequences.
We recommend visiting our timestream chaos page for more information on navigating our time-travel policies.
Due to our company's infinite loop of loopholes, employees are not required to do actual work. However, productivity is still expected.
Visit our paradoxical payroll page for more information on how we make it work, somehow.
Our company reserves the right to alter reality at any time, including but not limited to: changing the laws of physics, altering the value of pi, and making pineapple pizza a reality.
For more information on our reality distortion policies, please visit our paradoxical exceptions page.
And that's not all, folks! Our policies are subject to change without notice, so be sure to stay up-to-date by visiting our update page.