Our Antithetical Apothecary

We specialize in concocting elixirs that will confuse and disorient you. Try our signature 'Reality Distortion Potion' for a truly mind-bending experience.

Our apothecary is staffed by expertly trained Antitheticians, who have mastered the art of creating paradoxical potions and contrapositive concoctions.

Browse our selection of Paradoxical Potions

Our Contrapositive Contraband

We also deal in contrapositive contraband, carefully sourced from the most reputable suppliers of illogical goods.

Whether you're looking for a rare, out-of-print book on the art of self-contradiction or a set of bespoke, non-standard, non-functional widgets, we've got you covered.

Visit our Contraband Marketplace