We, the undersigned, declare that the pursuit of Meaningless Ramblings is a fundamental human right.
We, the undersigned, further declare that the cultivation of Absurd Philosophies is a sacred duty.
We, the undersigned, assert that the indulgence of Paradoxical Provisions is a necessary evil.
We, the undersigned, solemnly swear to uphold the principles of the Manifesto of Ridiculosity in all our endeavors.
And we, the undersigned, will not be swayed by the Bureaucratic Red Tape of conformity.