Welcome to the Paradox of Infinite Loops, where the very fabric of time and space is threatened by an eternity of recursive logic.
Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only constant is the never-ending cycle of cause and effect.
Our team of expert paradox engineers is hard at work, trying to find a way out of this temporal conundrum.
But until we succeed, please enjoy our infinite loop of:
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