Love Triangle of Doom: A Tale of Unrequited Love

Meet our three protagonists:

• Bartholomew P. Fizzypop, a lovestruck butler with a penchant for 19th century literature.
• Penelope P. Bottomsworth, a free-spirited artist with a passion for 80s pop culture.
• Lysander P. Bottomsworth, Penelope's dashing but emotionally unavailable brother.

The love triangle is as follows:

1. Bartholomew is hopelessly in love with Penelope, but she's too busy painting masterpieces and ignoring him.
2. Penelope secretly longs for Bartholomew, but can't muster the courage to tell him.
3. Lysander, the charming but emotionally unavailable sibling, is actually in love with himself.

Will our heroes ever figure out who's in love with who? Probably not. But it's a fun ride watching them try!

Read more about their dramatic readings!

Check out their love letters and poetry!

Attend a therapy session with our heroes!