Step 2: The Agony of Excess
As we've established, you've overdrafted your account to the brink of collapse. We're not here to judge, but we do need to ask: have you considered reining in your spending? Or, you know, just getting a better bank account?
We've been monitoring your transactions, and let's just say you've got a few... "interesting" patterns emerging. There's a lot of cash flowing in, but it's like water pouring out of a leaky faucet: it's all going somewhere, but you're not really sure where.
Here's a breakdown of your top three categories:
- Fast Food Frenzy: $1,200 (or roughly 1,200 pizzas)
- Cheap Thrills: $800 (or approximately 800 rounds of mini golf)
- Unsustainable Habits: $500 (or roughly 500 late night Netflix subscriptions)
Now, we're not here to guilt trip you, but maybe it's time to make some adjustments? Or, you know, just pretend you're a grown-up?