The Secret Society for Extremely Paranoid Individuals

Subpage 1: The Secret Handshake

Welcome, fellow paranoid citizens! We're glad you're here.

As a member of this esteemed society, you'll learn the art of subtle handshakes, the perfect way to avoid eye contact, and the ancient art of triple-checking for hidden microphones and cameras.

But first, let us begin with the fundamentals:

1. The Double-Blind Handshake

A classic move where you shake hands with your non-dominant hand, while keeping your dominant hand in a defensive position, ready to deflect any potential attacks.

2. The Triple-Check for Hidden Microphones

Before meeting someone new, always make sure to check for any hidden microphones, cameras, or recording devices. A quick glance around the room will reveal any potential threats.

3. The Art of Avoiding Eye Contact

Eye contact is a trap. A trap set by your enemies to distract you and manipulate your every move. Keep your eyes on the floor, and always be prepared to flee at a moment's notice.

Want to learn more?

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