Welcome, fellow paranoid citizens! We're glad you're here.
As a member of this esteemed society, you'll learn the art of subtle handshakes, the perfect way to avoid eye contact, and the ancient art of triple-checking for hidden microphones and cameras.
But first, let us begin with the fundamentals:
1. The Double-Blind Handshake
A classic move where you shake hands with your non-dominant hand, while keeping your dominant hand in a defensive position, ready to deflect any potential attacks.
2. The Triple-Check for Hidden Microphones
Before meeting someone new, always make sure to check for any hidden microphones, cameras, or recording devices. A quick glance around the room will reveal any potential threats.
3. The Art of Avoiding Eye Contact
Eye contact is a trap. A trap set by your enemies to distract you and manipulate your every move. Keep your eyes on the floor, and always be prepared to flee at a moment's notice.
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