We're a secret society of highly trained, hyper-vigilant individuals who specialize in detecting and punishing the minutest infractions.
Our methods are unorthodox, but effective. We're like a digital KGB, but with more beards and less mustaches.
We have three sub-societies within our organization:
Our motto? "Vigilance is our game, and punishment is our aim."
Or, if you will, "Don't even think about it, or you'll be thinking about it."
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