Financial Doornomics 101

Or how to ruin your life with bad financial planning

Are you ready to learn the ancient art of throwing away your life savings on useless stuff?

Then you're in luck! Financial Doornomics 101 is here to teach you how to:

• Maximize your debt-to-income ratio!
• Invest in questionable get-rich-quick schemes!
• Live off ramen noodles for the next 10 years!
• And so much more!