Welcome to Paranoid Penalties' Overdraft Overflow, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants have calculated that you've exceeded your spending limit... again.
We're not sure how you managed to max out your account in under 10 minutes, but we'll be sending you a sternly worded letter and a strongly worded bill for collection.
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. We're offering you a special deal on a timeshare in the Swiss Alps, complete with a complimentary toaster and a free 5-year warranty on the toaster's ability to make toast.
Learn more about our Overdraft Recovery Program
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Overdraft Overload Simulation – a thrilling game of "will you ever pay us back?"
Either way, we're confident you'll find something to make you forget all about that pesky overdraft notice... for a little while, at least.
Disclaimer: Overdraft Overflow is a fictional representation of a real-world problem. Please don't try this at home. Or do. We really don't care.