The BBB3000 is a line of high-performance, paranoid appliances designed for the discerning individual who demands nothing but the best in home entertainment and convenience. The BBB3000 line includes the 3000-Blender, 3000-Toaster, and 3000-Blazer, each engineered to deliver unparalleled results while minimizing human interaction.
BBB3000: A Line of High-Performance Appliances
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* High-contrast colors for maximum visual appeal
* Thick black borders to ensure user confidence in product quality
* Harsh drop shadows to create an aura of sophistication
Specifications:
* 3000-Blender: 1000 RPM, 5000 degrees Celsius
* 3000-Toaster: 3000 slices per hour, 100% toast yield
* 3000-Blazer: 3000 square feet, 100% flameout preventionVisit our support page for troubleshooting and warranty information.