Welcome, would-be saboteur, to the most advanced course on Advanced Sabotage Techniques. This is not just about blowing things up; it's about the art of subtle manipulation, the thrill of the heist, and the satisfaction of a job well done. Or, you know, just plain ol' destruction.
Here's a quick rundown of what you'll learn:
Remember, sabotage is not just about blowing things up; it's about creating opportunities. Opportunities for growth, opportunities for chaos, and opportunities to wear a nice black leather jacket while looking over your shoulder.
Let's get started!
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