The Fridge Surveillance Conspiracy

Are they watching me through my fridge? It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. Or at least, it's a question that's been plaguing Jared from Suburbi, IL since 2012.

Here are some theories to consider:

  1. The Fridge is actually a giant mouse hotel, and the "food" you see on the shelves is just a facade.
  2. The Fridge is a quantum computer designed to calculate the optimal snack-to- human ratio.
  3. The Fridge is a simulation created by a cabal of interdimensional beings to study human snacking habits.
  4. The Fridge is actually just a fridge.
A fridge with a suspiciously large amount of dust on the shelf