Hoarding Tips 2023 - The Paranoid's Guide to Never Leaving Home

Step 1: Never Open a New Tab - Learn the art of single tab navigation

Step 2: Buy Everything - Invest in bulk, it's the only way

Step 3: Don't Let Goats in Your Yard - Learn how to tame and train your wild animals

Step 4: Hoarde Your Memories - Don't let nostalgia get the best of you, keep it all

And many more tips for the truly paranoid hoarder