CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

PROJECT CODE NAME: INVASION OF THE SOCKS

SUBMISSION DATE: 1987-04-01

Our team of highly trained operatives have infiltrated the ventilation system of Phase 2 to plant SOCKS in strategic locations.

We have reason to believe that these SOCKS will greatly improve air quality within the Phase 3 area.

But, we must be prepared for the Phase 1 counter-operations.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Deploy additional Sock Drones to monitor and maintain the sock distribution system.
Implement Sock Rotation Policy to avoid sock-related psychological trauma.
Conduct Socks-psychoanalysis on key personnel to understand the underlying motivations behind the Sock Infiltration.

CLASSIFIED LEVEL: TOP SECRET // Sock-in-Progress

DESTRUCTION OF THIS DOCUMENT IS MANDATORY