Minion Mayhem Recipes

For when you need a pinch of chaos in your life.

Minion Muffin

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C).
  2. Mix mayhem, anarchy, chaos, and pandemonium in a bowl.
  3. Add evil laughter and stir until well combined.
  4. Pour into a 9x13 inch pan and bake for 30 minutes.
  5. Serve warm and garnish with a sprinkle of mischief.
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Cthulhu Cake

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix elderberry jam, elderflower petals, malevolent magic, and cursed cream cheese in a bowl.
  2. Add madness and stir until well combined.
  3. Pour into 9x13 inch cake pan and bake for 40 minutes.
  4. Serve warm and garnish with a sprinkle of despair.
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