Article 1: The Absurdity of Reality
In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and sanity is a social construct, we, the Absurdist Vanguard, reject the notion that anything makes sense.
For too long, we've been held back by the chains of reason and logic. It's time to shatter the windows of our minds and let the absurdity flood in.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a more confusing, yet strangely beautiful place.