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Phone: 1-800-SQUIRREL (1-800-787-4475)
Email: [info@squirrelyarrangement.com](mailto:squirrelyarrangement.com)
Visit us at: 123 Squirrel Street, Absurdville, USA
Hours of Operation: Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm (or whenever the squirrels let us leave)
We're open to new customers, but only if you bring us snacks.