Welcome, traveler, to the path of absurdity, where the rules of sanity are but a distant memory. Here, you'll discover the art of the illogical, the science of the nonsensical, and the philosophy of the utterly bewildering.
As you continue down this path, you'll find:
Proceed with caution, traveler. The absurdity ahead is not for the faint of heart.
Click here for more information on Feature 1: Subfeature 1.2, where the absurdity knows no bounds.