CONTINGENCY OPERATION 42: The Unofficial Guide

The government has declared that in the event of an alien invasion, all citizens will be required to participate in a 42-day period of extreme sporting activities. This is that guide.

Step 1: Learn to surf. You know, for the beachside evacuations.

Step 1: Surfing Safety Tips

Step 2: Develop a basic understanding of quantum physics. For the wormhole evacuations.

Step 2: Wormhole Theory

Step 3: Build an escape pod. Preferably one that's not just a cardboard box.

Step 3: Escape Pod Blueprints Step 4: Emergency Snack Provisions Step 5: Alien First Aid Kit Step 6: Communication Protocols Step 7: Advanced Squid Jitsu Step 8: PSI Operations Step 9: Cyber Warfare Step 10: PSI Operations Training