Welcome, fellow space investigators. I'm Agent Zara, Galactic Investigator extraordinaire. This case is still open and ongoing, but don't worry, I have some leads.
It all started with reports of missing socks. Yes, you read that right. Someone, or something, is making off with our space socks. Now, you might think it's just a prank, but no, this is a serious crime.
I've spoken to several witnesses, including a certain space-faring accountant who claims to have seen a suspiciously-shaped shadow lurking around the laundry room. I'm looking into it.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember, if you have any information about the missing socks, come forward.
And, if you're feeling brave, you can always try to investigate on your own, but be warned: the space socks are slippery.