The Defuse The Fart Attack FAQ

Q: What is the Defuse The Fart Attack?

A: It's a relaxed, non-scientific approach to dealing with, ahem, gaseous situations.

Q: Is it safe?

A: As safe as any situation involving explosive gases can be.

Q: Can I use it for, ahem, non-gaseous situations?

A: Read on to find out...

Q: Is it a DIY manual?

A: No, but it's a Defusing for Dummies

Q: Is there a official merchandise?

A: Yes, because who doesn't want a Defuse The Fart Attack t-shirt?