Step 1: Identify the Fart Step 2: Locate the Fart Source Step 3: Neutralize the Fart Step 4: Contain and Evacuate

Defuse the Fart Attack with P-Unit's Peculiar Method

According to renowned Fart-ologist P-Unit, the key to defusing a fart attack lies in its unorthodox application of Pee-Wee Herman's patented "Pee-Wee's P-Fart-Defuse-Method" (US Patent #1234567). This involves identifying the source of the fart, neutralizing its noxious effects, and containing the fallout.

Step 1: Identify the Fart

Locate the source of the fart. Is it a gas leak, a flatulence, or a prank gone wrong?

Continue to Step 2: Locate the Fart Source

© 2023 Fart Defense HQ. All rights reserved.

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Defusing farts is a serious business, but only if you're a professional. Otherwise, just blame it on the dog.