Step 4: The Pee-Wee Herman Method

Also known as the "Sudden Sneeze, Fart and Flee" technique, this step is crucial in defusing the Fart Attack.

As Pee-Wee Herman, we know a thing or two about sudden movements and distractions. Here's how it's done:

  1. Make a sudden, loud "Aha!" noise
  2. Flee the scene with a speed of at least 10 feet per second
  3. While running, perform an awkward, yet dignified dance move
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the Fart Attack has been successfully defused
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