His Majesty, the CEO, ruler of this humble abode, has decreed:
The CFO: Lord of the Purse Strings has been instructed to ration all the cat videos.
Also, The CIO: Lord of the Dark Arts will be attending an emergency meeting with the IT staff to discuss the recent influx of possessed coffee machines.
Do not bother trying to contact him directly, as his email has been blocked by our IT department. Again.