Mysterious Omens

Beware, traveler, for the signs are upon us!

The Chicken Crosses the Road

It is written: "When the chicken crosses the road, beware of the farmer's wrath."

Read more of Bob's rodent-related prophecies

The Clouds Are Not Actually Clouds

"They are, in fact, a sign that the apocalypse is near, or possibly just a bunch of water vapor."

Peruse the skies for signs of impending doom
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