Because I needed a break from my soul-crushing existential dread.

Also, to get away from the microwaved smell of the break room.

And, let's be real, for the free donuts.

The subtle yet vital role of the office supply closet manager.

Or, perhaps the unheralded heroism of the IT department.

Unlimited free snacks and a foosball table.

A guaranteed 4-day workweek and a company-mandated naptime.

A promise to never, ever, EVER have to attend another meeting.