Phase 4: The Unrelentless Pursuit of Mediocrity
Where the boundaries of reality are pushed and the laws of physics are ignored.
Subphase: The Great Sock Conspiracy
In Phase 4, we delve into the world of missing socks, the sinister plot to keep them hidden and alone in the dark.
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Subphase: The Art of Extreme Ironing
In Phase 4, we explore the thrill of ironing at high pressure and high heat. Because who needs a functioning thermostat, anyway?
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