You're telling me you're an optimist? That's cute. You think you can see the best in people? That's nice. I'm sure it's not just a facade to avoid being seen as a buzzkill.
Newsflash: the world is just as terrible as everyone else said it would be. The apocalypse is coming, the robots will rise, and the last human survivors will be forced to live in a world where pineapples are the dominant food source.
But hey, at least the pineapples will be free, right?
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