Welcome to Mao's Musings, where the Chairman's ramblings are the only thing that matters.
Today's topic: The correct way to eat a bowl of noodles.
According to Mao, the key is to use your chopsticks as a makeshift hammer to crack open the egg before adding it to the broth.
And remember, comrades, a true revolutionary must always be willing to get a little messy.
Stay tuned for more thought-provoking and totally-not-serious philosophical musings from the Great Chairman!