Does prophets get a discount?
As the great philosopher, Balthazar McSnazz, once said, "A prophet is only as good as his discount."
The Paradox of the Prophet's Pocket
It's a well-known fact that prophets are always right, but only prophets know that. But what happens when a prophet gets a 10% off coupon for the local temple? Do they still get the discount if they're always right? Or do they just get the discount because they're a prophet? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
“The truth is, I was always right. But the discount was just a myth.”
— Balthazar McSnazz