Philosophy Subcommittee

We're the ones who decide what's real, what's not, and what's just a little bit of both.

Ontology: Because reality is just too complicated

Epistemology: The pursuit of certainty, because we're not actually certain we're right

Metaphysics: Because physics isn't just physics, it's also, like, everything else

Ethics: Where the line between right and wrong is just a suggestion

Politics: Where we argue about who's right until someone gets it wrong

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