As a subcommittee of the esteemed Council of Overly Complex Thinkers, we have been tasked with exploring the most fundamental questions that plague the human experience.
Below, you will find our current line of inquiry. Please, join us in our quest for answers that are likely to remain forever elusive.
Why do we still find ourselves folding and matching socks, despite the fact that the world is clearly ending tomorrow?
Is it the futile attempt to impose order on a chaotic universe, or the deep, unspoken connection to our ancestors who toiled for generations in the textile mills of old?
Subpage 4: The Sock Puppet ParadoxWhy do we create lists that inevitably become outdated, and what is the true purpose of crossing off items that will never be achieved?
Is it the Sisyphean task of trying to tame the chaos of existence, or the subtle form of self-torture that brings us fleeting moments of pseudo-satisfaction?
Subpage 5: The List-o-Narcotics Paradox