The Absurdity Index: A Measure of How Ridiculously Ridiculous Your Life Is

Welcome, friend!

This website is brought to you by the Absurdbot Institute, a thinktank dedicated to measuring just how absurd your life is.

Our patented Absurdity Index (AI) is a rigorous mathematical formula that takes into account:

• Proportion of times you've eaten Cheetos for breakfast
• Number of hours spent watching cat videos
• Frequency of spontaneous outbursts of disco dancing in public
• Miles traveled in a single day to get to your favorite taco truck
• Percentage of conversations that begin with "Have you seen that squirrel?"

Results are displayed on our Absurdity Scale:

Don't like your score? Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the math.

Learn more about our methodology.

Frequently Asked Questions about Absurdity.

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