Welcome to the Burrito Theory, where the ancient wisdom of the ages is revealed in the form of a perfectly wrapped burrito.

The Fundamental Burrito Principles

1. The Burrito is a self-sustaining system: a harmonious balance of flavors, textures, and temperatures, all working together in perfect synergy.

2. The Burrito is a reflection of the human experience: a dynamic, ever-changing tapestry of emotions, desires, and regrets, all wrapped up in a delicious package.

Burrito Sub-Theory: The Meat of the Matter

Explore the intricacies of Burrito Theory further:

The Cheeseflux Paradox
Beans for No Reason, a Treatise on the Futility of Existence
Tortilla Metaphysics: The Unseen Force Behind the Filling

And remember, in the words of the great Burrito Sage: "You can't have it all, but you can have it all wrapped up in a tortilla."

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