Join The Pineapple Revolution

Because Pineapples are the Key to World Domination

We are a group of highly trained Pineapple enthusiasts, seeking to overthrow the current fruit oligarchy and establish a new, pineapple-centric world order.

Our goals include:

• Pineapple on every plate, in every country, and on every table
• Establishing pineapple as the official fruit of the United Nations
• Creating a Pineapple Reserve, where the rarest and most exotic varieties can be protected and studied

Want to join us? Click the links below to learn more, or sign up for our newsletter:

• Read The Manifesto
• Join The Movement (You are here)
• Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Our Current Pineapple-Related Projects:

Pineapple-Tree Planting Initiative

Pineapple-Pairing Research

Pineapple-Preservation Society