Located deep in the heart of the planet's most unstable geological formations, Parabolic Ruins is a place where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.
Take our tour to see the ruins up close and personal. View the Parabolic Ruins Photo Gallery, featuring the best of the best (or worst) of our architectural failures. Buy our merchandise, because who doesn't want a t-shirt with a picture of a crumbling Parabolic Ruin on it? Get lost in our interactive map of the Parabolic Ruins, featuring the most efficient route to nowhere. Learn the official rules of Parabolic Ruins, including but not limited to: don't touch the walls, don't touch the floors, don't touch the ceilings.