Welcome, fellow enthusiasts of the greatest fictional band of all time! We're the ones who still listen to PLAYER-7's discography on repeat, who still wear our "I'm Not a Morning Person" t-shirts, and who still believe that "The Endless Loop of Sarcasm" is the greatest song of all time.
Here's a message from the President of the PLAYER-7 Fan Club:
"To all my fellow fans out there, I just want to say: we're in this together. We're a community of misfits and outcasts, bound by our love for the most overhyped, underappreciated band in the world. Let's keep the spirit of PLAYER-7 alive, even if it kills us."
Buy our overpriced, overdesigned merchandise and show the world that you're a part of this glorious mess.
Join the secret club for the truly dedicated and get ready for some real exclusivity.
Disclaimer: We're not actually associated with PLAYER-7 or any of their affiliates. We just really love their music.