We are the proud owners of an unfulfilled dream, a fantasy of a world where PLAYER 7 is more than just a game.
Our motto: "If you're not living for the game, you're not living for the game."
Join us in our mission to create a better, more ridiculous world, one pixel at a time.
Or, you know, just browse our content and leave.
Because we know you love to sing along, we've collected all the lyrics from the game, and a few made-up ones just for fun.
Warning: our song interpretations may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, or both.
Check out our Lyrics Timeline for a comprehensive look at the game's musical history.
Delve into the rich, ridiculous history of PLAYER 7, from its humble beginnings as a simple text-based game to its current status as a cultural phenomenon.
Read about the Characters that have captured our hearts, or try our Locations page for a map of the game's vast, imaginary world.