Ah, the age-old problem of the missing socks. It's like the universe has a wicked sense of humor.
It all started when we introduced the latest and greatest in laundry technology, the Sock-Nets. It was supposed to be the solution to all our missing sock problems, but now it's just a ticking time bomb of frustration and despair.
We're working on it, but in the meantime, please send all your missing socks to Socks Central and we'll do our best to reunite them with their rightful owners.