This is the part where we talk about siphoning off all the good stuff in the room. Like, literally, siphoning. Off. The. Good. Stuff.
It's not like we're just talking about sucking the life out of people or anything. Nope. We're more like... redirecting the gravitational forces at play.
Gravitational Siphoning via Levitation
Macroscopic Manipulation Techniques
Quantum Siphoning for the Bold
Don't try this at home. Or, like, anywhere. Seriously, just don't. We're a research facility, not a DIY project.