Gravitational Siphoning Methods

This is the part where we talk about siphoning off all the good stuff in the room. Like, literally, siphoning. Off. The. Good. Stuff.

It's not like we're just talking about sucking the life out of people or anything. Nope. We're more like... redirecting the gravitational forces at play.

Methods:

Gravitational Siphoning via Levitation

Gravity Hacking for Dummies

Macroscopic Manipulation Techniques

Quantum Siphoning for the Bold

 

Disclaimer:

Don't try this at home. Or, like, anywhere. Seriously, just don't. We're a research facility, not a DIY project.