Article 1: The Founding of Fluffnstuff, the Great Donut Empire
In the year 3050, the world was on the brink of collapse. Nations were at war, economies were in shambles, and hope seemed lost. But then, a hero emerged: Fluffnstuff, the great Donut King.
Fluffnstuff, a wise and just ruler, united the warring nations under the banner of the Donut Protocol. He established a government of donut-loving citizens, with policies that prioritized the distribution of free donuts to all.
As the Donut Empire grew, so did the power of the Donut King. He built a grand capital city, Donutville, with towering donut-shaped skyscrapers and streets paved with sugar-coated wonder.
But Fluffnstuff's greatest achievement was not the donut itself, but the Donut Protocol, a set of principles that would guide the empire's decision-making for generations to come.
Article 1 of the Donut Protocol states: "All citizens have the right to a free donut and a fair shot at happiness."