Due to the impending robot uprising, all employees are required to attend this mandatory briefing. Please note that failure to attend will result in termination and/or being replaced by a more efficient robot.
Agenda:
Click here to continue the briefing on The Robot Uprising is Not a Hoax.
Click here to learn about what to do When Your Coworker Turns on You.
Click here to learn about Emergency Protocol for the Inevitable Coffee Break Riot.