By Order of the Ministry of Utter Nonsense, all employees are mandated to wear matching plaid pants on Fridays.
Article 1: Employees found in possession of non-plaid pants shall be subject to reeducation and possible reassignment to the Department of Unimportant Tasks.
Article 2: Failure to wear matching plaid patterns shall result in a 4th degree Disciplinary Action, including but not limited to: loss of privileges, demerit points, and possible forced viewing of elevator music.
Read the full text of Article 2. View the Annexed Appendices for further clarification. Submit a formal revision request, but let's be real, it's not like it'll do any good.