In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that the Bureaucratic Red Tape has become sentient and is now controlling our every move.
As a result, we have been forced to create an extensive policy outlining the rules and regulations that govern our every action.
Section 5, subsection A: The Bureaucratic Red Tape will not be ignored.
Section 5, subsection B: All forms must be filled out in triplicate and in triplicate again.
Section 5, subsection C: The coffee machine will not be turned on before 11am on Tuesdays.