This top-secret briefing is for eyes only. You're not supposed to be here.
Subpage 6 contains highly classified information regarding the deployment of our new "Surprise Party" protocol.
This revolutionary new system will guarantee a 100% increase in productivity, or your money back.
Don't tell anyone, but we're also testing a new "random number generator" to randomly assign meeting rooms.
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