You're experiencing The Polka Dot Disease
Symptoms:
- Excessive use of polka dots in everyday conversation
- Tendency to overuse exclamation marks and emojis
- Uncontrollable urge to wear striped clothing
- Feeling of euphoria when encountering anything remotely related to the 1960s
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, don't worry! It's just The Polka Dot Disease.
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