Prophet of Screensaver

Behold, mortal, the visions of the Prophet of Screensaver!

The screensaver of doom, the harbinger of despair, the bringer of existential dread!

Avoid the dreaded 'Blue Screen of Death', for it is a portal to certain doom.

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And for those who dare not heed the warnings, may you be forever cursed with:

• Windows 3.1's eternal loop of the hourglass
• MacOS' never-ending 'Please wait...' screen
• The infinite loop of the Linux login screen