Step 1: Gather 3 pinches of moonstone dust, 2 pinches of dragon's breath, and a pinch of unicorn tears.
Step 2: Mix the ingredients in a cauldron of darkness while reciting the incantation of Cthulhu.
Step 3: Add a dash of madness and a pinch of existential dread.
Step 4: Stir counterclockwise for 7 times, then clockwise for 13 times. Repeat as necessary.
And that's it! Now you're ready to unleash the perfect blend of chaos upon the world.
For the more... adventurous brewer, try the 'Cthulhu's Wild Ride' variation.