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Today's Horoscope for Taurus

According to ancient astrological traditions and completely made-up nonsense, Tauruses will experience:

You will spend an excessive amount of time trying to get your partner to eat more cheese.
You will find an old wallet in the attic that's been filled with 100 dollars in cash, but only because you hid it there yourself.
Your love of 80s video games will be reignited, but only after 3 days of continuous, non-stop, retro-themed Netflix binge-watching.

Love Life Financial Outlook

Love Life

According to ancient, possibly-not-so-ancient, astrological traditions, Tauruses in love will:

Find themselves inexplicably attracted to a person who loves taxidermy.
Develop a sudden and unexplainable interest in cooking romantic dinners.
Be the last one to text, only to receive 5 unanswered, increasingly aggressive "what's up?" messages.

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Financial Outlook

Astrology has it that Tauruses will experience:

Unexpectedly high gas prices, but only because you forgot to fill up your car.
A 50% chance of winning the lottery, but only if you don't actually play.
Spontaneous, unexplained urges to save money, which will inevitably be spent on more cheese.

Lottery Odds

For Tauruses, the odds of winning the lottery are:

1 in 10, but only on Tuesdays.
1 in 100, but only if you use a combination of 7-11 and 7-32.
1 in infinity, if you actually do win, which is highly unlikely, but not impossible.

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