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Daily Horoscope
Today's Horoscope for Taurus
According to ancient astrological traditions and completely made-up nonsense, Tauruses will experience:
- You will spend an excessive amount of time trying to get your partner to eat more cheese.
- You will find an old wallet in the attic that's been filled with 100 dollars in cash, but only because you hid it there yourself.
- Your love of 80s video games will be reignited, but only after 3 days of continuous, non-stop, retro-themed Netflix binge-watching.
Love Life
Financial Outlook
Love Life
According to ancient, possibly-not-so-ancient, astrological traditions, Tauruses in love will:
- Find themselves inexplicably attracted to a person who loves taxidermy.
- Develop a sudden and unexplainable interest in cooking romantic dinners.
- Be the last one to text, only to receive 5 unanswered, increasingly aggressive "what's up?" messages.
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Financial Outlook
Astrology has it that Tauruses will experience:
- Unexpectedly high gas prices, but only because you forgot to fill up your car.
- A 50% chance of winning the lottery, but only if you don't actually play.
- Spontaneous, unexplained urges to save money, which will inevitably be spent on more cheese.
Lottery odds
Lottery Odds
For Tauruses, the odds of winning the lottery are:
- 1 in 10, but only on Tuesdays.
- 1 in 100, but only if you use a combination of 7-11 and 7-32.
- 1 in infinity, if you actually do win, which is highly unlikely, but not impossible.
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